How to Loose A Looser

Recently, I've been bothered by this fellow who has a horrible crush on me. It's not like I'm not flattered; It's just that he is always staring at me. He tries to call me all the time when I'm at work. And he calls for absolutely no reason. Or, "Just to say 'hi' because we haven't talked in a while." Wow. Do you think that I really don't get your messages? Or maybe I really am too busy! HELLO!!! I don't call back because I don't want to talk to you!
OK, so I'm trying to come up with ideas to loose this guy. I have few, However I would love your comments!
These are ideas you may use if ever in such a predicament! I wish you well. Let me know if it works for you.

1) Pick your nose in front of him. Maybe let him get kind of close, then start mining.

2) If you are ever pushed into going on a date with him, by all means chew with your mouth open.

3) Wear smelly socks to his house for a game of scrabble. (Holes in the toes are a plus!)

4) Look ladies, we all want to look nice but for your own sake don't were anything sexy around him. Try an old high school sweatshirt tucked into a pair of jeans that are too big.

5) If he tries to get romantic on you, smell your pits, or tell him he has a snot streaked across his cheek.

6) Of course there is the classic. Use your brother as a date making the guy think your seeing someone. Or, get yourself a real boyfriend.

7) Screw up your eye liner so it strokes up past your eyebrow. It'll look funny.

8) Of course there is the gaudy makeup that could turn him off.

Well, of course not all of these are good ideas. But it could be worth the try! Good luck my ladies.
Chrisie